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Name
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Occupation
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Age
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Residence
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Claim to fame!
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Little known facts!
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| Acton Lively |
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| Arty Choke |
Green grocer |
48 |
VEW |
Has widest gap in front teeth this side of the Great Divide! |
Always has something green in the gap in front teeth :-p |
| Aurthur Rightous |
Pain-ter and join-er |
various |
Where it hurts most |
Has created millionaires in the pharmaceutical industry. |
Reacts badly to aspirin |
| Avery Day |
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| Axel Greeze |
Chief Mechanic - VECRR loco shop |
80 + |
VEE loco shop |
Born in the VEE loco shop |
Rumoured to have died in the VEE loco shop |
| B.N.Counter, CA |
Chartered Accountant - VECRR |
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VEE |
Says he has a great sense of humor. |
Rumor has it that he smiled when told of IRS audit. |
| Barb Wyre |
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| Barry Toan |
Barber & quartet leader |
37 |
VEW |
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| Ben Dover |
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ex-con living under an assumed name |
| Bro Ken Link |
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| Buster Balls |
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| C. Worthey |
Tug Boat Skipper |
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On the water somewhere |
Survived 5 shipwrecks and sinkings |
Collected huge insurance payouts 5 times |
| Caesar Tightly |
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| Candy Phloss |
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| Captain Paddy Wagonn |
Chief of Police |
45 |
VEE |
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One of first owners of a colour TV in Val Ease County. |
| Chester Drawers |
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| Chip Labore |
Track gang worker - VECRR |
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Bunk car |
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| Chip Zahoy |
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| Chu N. Hurl |
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| Chuck M. Injale |
Justice Department spokesperson |
53 |
Snob Hill, VEE |
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Married to Sadie Maskist |
| Clement C. Naught |
Circuit Court Judge |
58 |
Snob Hill, VEE |
Has wing of the state prison named after him |
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| Colonel Kornne |
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| Constable Duncan Beigne |
VECRR police office |
37 |
VEE |
Reigning VE County Fair donut eating champion. |
One of first owners of a colour TV in Val Ease County. |
| Daisy Chaine |
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| Dat Wai |
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| Diss Wai |
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| Don Bettonnit |
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Treasurer of the Val Ease Model Railway Club |
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| Donny Brooke |
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| Dr. Ben Itchen |
Emergency room doctor |
32 |
VEE |
Always keeps hands behind back! |
Doing research into miracle hemorrhoid cure |
| Dusty Shelf |
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| Earnest Ahweebit |
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Junior member of the Val Ease Model Railway Club |
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| Elly Mentory |
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| Eve Hoe |
Personnel Agent |
Too old to care! |
VEE |
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| Father Benny Diction |
Val Ease Parish Priest |
44 |
In the Grace of God |
workin' on it |
still diggin' |
| General Apathy |
Retired British WWI Brigade Commander |
81 |
The "Home" |
Let the charge on the enemy commissary to stave off the starvation of his command |
He commandeered much more than the brandy!! |
| General Confusion |
Commanding Officer, Val Ease National Guard Unit |
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| Gowan Soomee, LLB |
Secretary and General Counsel - VECRR |
undisclosed |
Snob Hill, VEE |
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Rumoured to have ties to Dept. of Justice |
| Grace Hopper |
Entomologist |
38 |
VEW |
Named her first boy child, Jiminy! |
Ran away from home as child to join flea circus. |
| Hai Wai |
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| Hank Kerchiff |
Stoker / fireman - VECRR |
62 |
Behind Rolland A. Long |
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| Hardy Heering |
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| Harry Bits |
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| Helen Wheals |
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| Heph Shtoppe |
Staff photographer |
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| Holly Day |
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| Howard Kannitbee, P.E. |
Superintendent of engineering - VECRR |
Under construction |
VEE |
Once wrote assembly instructions for IKEA |
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| Hugh Dunnit |
Private Investigator |
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| Hyram Quigley |
Shop steward - VECRR |
47 |
Snob Hill, VEE |
Signed up a record 54 union members at VEE shops |
Only 23 people work at VEE shops |
| I. Wannit |
Director of Trading Practices |
Top Secret |
Beyond the limits of Val Ease |
Exchanged correspondence with the GMO's office |
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| I.M. Dirt |
Second assistant mail clerk - VECRR |
18 |
On the floor of the mail room |
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| Isabel Ringing |
Communications Agent - VECRR |
Won't say |
VEE |
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| Israel (Izzy) Ontyme |
Dispatcher - VECRR |
71 |
VEE |
Never bin late fer anythin' |
Pacemaker has watch face |
| Jester Day |
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| Jock E. Short |
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| Jose Canyussie |
Justice of the Peace & landscaper |
60 |
Green pickup |
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| Ken L. Rashon |
Veterinarian |
49 |
VEW |
Delivered 2 headed calf |
Delivered it to wrong address |
| Kenny Doowitt |
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| Kent C. Lalumiere |
Light house operator - Old River Lighthouse - CVE |
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Old River Lighthouse |
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| Kent Careless |
Assistant to the General Counsel - VECRR |
28 |
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| Lo Fat |
Track Gang Cook |
Impossible to tell |
Cook car |
Can cook T-bone steaks in a wok |
Does not speak or understand a word of English! |
| Lucy Fair, D.Ed. |
School Principal & Busy Body |
Sorry we asked! |
VEE |
Coven meets every second Tuesday |
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| Lynne Amment |
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| M. Singh Link |
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| M.T. Bill Fold |
Paymaster - VECRR |
50+ |
VEE |
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| M.T. Dweems |
Commissioner: Val Ease Power Authority (VEPA) |
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Can close roads on a whim |
Holds grudge against Hizzoner from loss in mayorlty race |
| M.T. Glass |
Town drunk |
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back o' the saloon |
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| Mabel Siroppe |
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Railette chair for the Val Ease Model Railway Club |
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| Major Appliances |
XO of Val Ease National Guard Unit |
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| Mark Yertimesheat |
VECRR engine repair shop forman |
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| Matthew Russel Springs |
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| Mike Rufone, B.A. |
Freelance Journalist |
34 |
VEE |
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Remembers who he works for: Daily Val Ease Times Chronicle Sentinel Telegraph Tribune Herald Post Sun Gazette |
| Miles O'Track, MBA |
President of the VECRR |
46 |
VEE |
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Acting mayor of VEE |
| Milkie Wai |
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| Miss Penny Pinscher |
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Reported to be the wealthiest woman in Val Ease County. |
| Miss Terry Guest |
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| Miss Terry Novell |
Head Librarian, Val Ease County Library |
Go ahead, YOU ask her! |
Won't say...afraid of muggers. |
Established County speed reading record as junior in high school. |
Never been seen leaving the library building. |
| Missy Toh |
Matchmaker |
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| Mother Superior Sister Marie |
Martyr & Dominatrix |
Long gone! |
6 feet under Upper CVE Chapel |
Missionary and founder of first convent school in Val Ease |
Adopted by local native tribe, given name: Ima Gunnawuppya |
| Ms. N.E. Tyme |
Single lady & entrepreneur |
Come on up and we'll talk about it, big boy! |
Snob Hill, VEE |
Has same friends as Sadie Maskist |
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| N. Dercover |
Special Agent in Charge - FBI |
Top Secret |
Top Secret |
Busted Harry Butt |
Might wanna reconsider claim to fame! |
| Ngo Wai |
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| Nobby Neese |
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| Oliver D. Place |
Chief Surveyor - VECRR |
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| Panelope (Pan) Kakes |
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| Paul Berère |
Undertaker |
55 |
VEE |
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| Pearl E. Gates |
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| Pepper Korne |
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| Pyne E. Fresch |
Sanitation engineer |
Can't read the number - smudges |
"Privy" Hall |
First to successfully install indoor plumbing at City Hall |
Best buddy with Jim Manley! |
| Rainer Shine |
Postmaster |
56 |
Over the VEE post office |
Holds county record for most stamps licked in 8 hour shift |
First recipient of tongue transplant in VEE |
| Red Herring |
Editor & Publisher : Daily Val Ease Times Chronicle Sentinel Telegraph Tribune Herald Post Sun Gazette |
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Can remember the full name of the paper! |
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| Roland A. Long |
Steam Locomotive Engineer - VECRR |
52 |
Behind the boiler |
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| Rose Pettalle |
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| Rusty Spike |
Head Foreman, Outside Plant, Maintenance of Way |
Older than them thar hills |
bunk car #2 |
Best darn poker player in the Valley |
Largest minority shareholder of VECRR Inc. |
| Sadie Maskist |
Beautician & HS guidance counsellor |
28 |
Snob Hill, VEE |
Has large male clientel? |
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| Sam and Janet Evening |
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Newest members of the Val Ease Model Railway Club |
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| Sharon D. Wealth |
Spinster philanthropist |
better not to ask! |
Val Ease Arms |
Her annual largess to the Val Ease cultural community is well known. |
Paid off mortgage on VE Library and holds deeds to a large chunk of Val Ease East! |
| Shirley U. Geste |
Town Clerk |
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| Shortinndi Wyring |
Electricial and part-time party yodeller |
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Chief electrician of the Val Ease Model Railway Club |
Champion yodeller (Rumour has it that Shordinndi took up yodelling as a natural extension of the screams he would regularly emit when handling live wires on the job). |
| Stan Bayou |
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| Steve Odour |
Deck hand and fork lift operator - CVE Dock Authority |
38 |
CVE |
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| Summer Stoque |
High School Drama teacher |
mid-60's |
Cabin in woods near Centre Val Ease Lodge |
Ghost writer for several Broadway hits (Annie get your Goose, Meet me in St. Alban's, My Fair Laddy...) |
Stand in and stunt double for Douglas Fairbanks |
| Tip M. Bach |
Conductor & bar tender - VECRR |
Can't rightly tell |
VEW |
Once drank Miles O'Track under the table |
Can fumigate a warehouse with his breath |
| Truman Cupotea |
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| Tyrone Knotts |
Outside plant line foreman - VECRR |
37 |
VEW |
Once strung 30 miles of wire in one day |
Strung the wire to his fishing cabin in Upper CVE |
| Udder Wai |
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| Warren Soles |
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| Wazzira Minittago |
Curator of the Val Ease Historical Society |
You've got some nerve! |
Among the archives |
Unearthed the "official" explanation for the East-West Conundrum |
Miss Minittago has a reputation for disappearing from sight in mid-sentence. |
| Wendy Thyme Comes |
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| Wich Wai |
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| Wilberforce B. Witchew |
Spiritualist / Manager - Upper CVE Lodge & Resort |
Better not to ask |
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| Willy Fixit |
Handyman |
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| Willy Lastferlong |
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President of the Val Ease Model Railway Club |
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| Wong Wai |
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| Yuri N. Trubble |
Constable - VECRR police |
None of yer business |
Over the jail |
Once captured a gang of rustlers single handed |
Gang of rustlers had bill of sale for cattle |
